Boating Accident - Sale

"Guns? No, I don't own any guns. Oh, you have records that I purchased some rifles? Yes, well you see, I used to be a gun owner, but then there was this boating accident... Oh, you see I'm holding a gun? Well this isn't a real gun. After my guns drowned they came back to haunt me as ghost guns."?

I used to be a gun owner until the boating accident. This design is on a premium white shirt. Order now to secure yours.