Consider Choosing Violence - ON SALE

Behold Warrior 12 - A Patriotic Apparel Company's "Consider Choosing Violence" shirt! This light tan t-shirt may appear to feature carefree woodland creatures, but there's a twist!

You see, our woodland friends aren't just exchanging pleasantries about the weather or singing a merry tune. Oh no, they're endorsing a somewhat different morning mantra: "Consider Choosing Violence."

It's like if Mary Poppins started her day with a triple shot of espresso instead of a spoonful of sugar.

Made from high-quality materials and designed for a comfortable fit, this shirt is sure to cause some double-takes.

Let's be honest; none of your buddies have a shirt this awesome. It's time to put their wardrobe to shame. Get yours now.